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    Default The economy is soooo bad (rev #2)

    An earlier revision has been posted, got this one today ...

    The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

    The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..

    Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great, The guy who made
    $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally...

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
    retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I
    told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
    - Jim

    sig by: Crimsonblack (Many thanks!)

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    LOL .. Those are good
    Tim


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