Happy Birthday Chuck

[Squid]

Today is Chuck Norris’ Birthday

In honor of it, we bring you Chuck Norris FACTS:

* Chuck Norris has never won an academy award for acting … because he’s not acting.

* The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

* When Chuck Norris falls into the water, he doesn’t get wet. The water get’s Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

* It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

* Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out … then round house kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

* Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

[J]

lol I love chuck norris jokes

[91GT347]

I made one up yesterday. lol

The numer 71 retired. Because Chuck Norris hits it on his next B-day

[91GT347]

I like this one.

Chuck Norris is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

..and

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesnt push up. The world is pushed down.

[TBDOPEY22]

Happy Birthday!!