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    rickyracer is offline
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    Default Kids, You Got To Love Them

    Kids keep it simple!!!

    A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of
    kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his
    mother, "There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."
    "How did you know?" his mother asked.
    "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.
    "I think it's printed on the bottom."

    Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His
    mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot.
    She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
    He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid
    me, Mom. They're the only feet I got!"

    On the first day of school, about midmorning, the
    kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the
    bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back
    of the room asked, "How will that help?"

    A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store
    and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the
    box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
    "What are you doing?" his mother
    asked. "The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken,"
    the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
    "PEOPLE SLEEP PEACEABLY IN THEIR BEDS AT NIGHT ONLY BECAUSE ROUGH MEN STAND READY TO DO VIOLENCE ON THEIR BEHALF"
    Thank a Marine For your good nights sleep.

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    Cute!!!

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    Very Cute, gotta definately love the Kids, they can say such cute things!!
    Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.' ----Harvey Mackay

    POSSE MOTTO:
    "life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body,
    but rather, to slide in broadside, thouroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming 'wow, what a ride!!' "

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