Nursing Home Police

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THE NURSING HOME POLICE

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to

charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel,

and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic,

the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually

joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a d oor

opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he

shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat

wrapper, and held it up to him "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the

hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird

Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of

insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and

held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door,

Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable

erection. "Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!"

[00stang]

lol pretty funny

[MooseStang88]

Thats pretty good....