A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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01-23-2007, 10:13 PM #1Marriedtoaninternetjunkie
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Sperm Bank (the guys are gonna love this)
Thanks to CrimsonBlack for the AWESOME sig!
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01-27-2007, 06:07 AM #2Queen of Team BLING 3
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Yep just like a man
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.' ----Harvey Mackay
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"life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body,
but rather, to slide in broadside, thouroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming 'wow, what a ride!!' "
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01-27-2007, 07:11 PM #3Drive it like u stole it!
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Thanks to Crimsonblack for the awesome sig!!!
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01-29-2007, 01:24 PM #4Member of the Year
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lol
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02-01-2007, 07:59 PM #5i bleed ford blue....
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lmfbo....
rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!!
,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!
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