On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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Thread: And one for the ladies ;-)
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01-23-2007, 10:16 PM #1Marriedtoaninternetjunkie
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And one for the ladies ;-)
Thanks to CrimsonBlack for the AWESOME sig!
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01-26-2007, 09:01 PM #2Queen of Team BLING 3
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That one is Priceless...LOL
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.' ----Harvey Mackay
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"life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body,
but rather, to slide in broadside, thouroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming 'wow, what a ride!!' "
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01-27-2007, 07:12 PM #3Drive it like u stole it!
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Thanks to Crimsonblack for the awesome sig!!!
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01-28-2007, 11:33 AM #4Proud Mustang Owner
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that was cute.
MOTTO "life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather, to slide in broadside, thouroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming 'wow, what a ride!!' "
"Love to feel the wind blowing through my hair"
"Back in Black" "Mustangs - Why drive anything else?"
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01-29-2007, 06:13 AM #5Little Miss Horsepower
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Lol! I know what I'm saying on my honeymoon~
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