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Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had
$2.00 between them.


Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to
the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.


Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all!"



Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two
double shots of Jack Daniels.

Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble
we will be in?

We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan.

Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."


Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw
them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and
more drunk, all for free.



At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"



Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"

[J]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Black Stallion]