Here is one for the age that we find ourselves in...

TECHNOLOGY BIRTH

Cyrus says: "Daddy how was I born?"

Dad say: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we

met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed

to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered

that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button.

Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've got male"