A boy comes home from school and says to his mom,” I lost my virginity today".
His mom replies angrily, "You tell your father about what you've done, when he gets home!" His dad comes home about twenty minutes later and he tells his dad that he lost his virginity. His dad says, "Good job son! How was it?
Then the son says, "It was pretty good Dad, but do you have any Vaseline? My ass hurts."
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08-12-2007, 09:35 PM #1i bleed ford blue....
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falcon loses his virginity....
rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!!
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08-13-2007, 06:16 AM #2Blown, Mustang Love
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rofl
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08-13-2007, 07:50 AM #3I AM THE DARK SIDE!!!
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You Focker!!!!!
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08-13-2007, 11:17 AM #4S.O.B !!! I NEED GAS !!!
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LMFAO
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08-13-2007, 11:59 AM #5Drive it like u stole it!
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Thanks to Crimsonblack for the awesome sig!!!
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08-13-2007, 08:25 PM #6Sam's 03 Terminater
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OOOHHHHHHHHH SSSSNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
thats ok Mark wouldnt even need any vaseline for his gay ass.
THANKS TO CRIMSON BLACK FOR THE AWESOME SIG.
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08-14-2007, 11:07 PM #7Queen of Team BLING 3
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I swear you guys keep me laughing all the time...Thanks!!!
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