The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blond with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!!!
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09-13-2006, 02:08 PM #1Marriedtoaninternetjunkie
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Ku Klux Klan Preacher(not racial)
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09-13-2006, 04:05 PM #2Blown, Mustang Love
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LOL!!!!
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09-13-2006, 04:31 PM #3the godfather
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09-14-2006, 12:40 PM #4Drive it like u stole it!
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09-19-2006, 09:59 AM #5Queen of Team BLING 3
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OMG now thats a Good One!!!!
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.' ----Harvey Mackay
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09-19-2006, 03:23 PM #6I'm a Rocket Scientist!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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03-25-2007, 01:43 PM #7I need a S/C.
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I have got to remember that one....
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03-26-2007, 08:13 PM #8Gotstang? Regular
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Thanks Crimsonblack
Thanks to Nicoleb3x3 for this one.
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03-27-2007, 06:32 AM #9S.O.B !!! I NEED GAS !!!
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lmao.
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