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    Default Gay Flight Attendant (one swear word)

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."On his trip backup the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

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    i thought you worked offshore,not an a jet, packer???? HAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Hmmm, I'm guessing you might wear the light loafers, Scotty. Wanna know why I think that? Well, I'll tell you anyway...
    I posted something a while back that was kinda funny and it even had your name on it. It took you over a week to reply.
    I posted something with the word GAY in the title and you replied in less than two hours.

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    BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer Backer
    Hmmm, I'm guessing you might wear the light loafers, Scotty. Wanna know why I think that? Well, I'll tell you anyway...
    I posted something a while back that was kinda funny and it even had your name on it. It took you over a week to reply.
    I posted something with the word GAY in the title and you replied in less than two hours.
    i was on holidays dude...i'll catch up to you sooner or later,usually i dont miss too much....lol
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lxexpress
    i was on holidays dude...i'll catch up to you sooner or later,usually i dont miss too much....lol
    Yeah, you usually don't miss much so I had to take my shot while I could

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer Backer
    Yeah, you usually don't miss much so I had to take my shot while I could
    atta boy....its what you would expect from a chevy guy.....lol
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    that was awesome. we need more people doing that. gay or not. haha
    13.9 @ 100 mph, I need more practice and traction.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MustangCRZY302
    that was awesome. we need more people doing that. gay or not. haha
    "packer" might be able to help out...i think packer has two meanings....if you get my drift....HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAA
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    haha
    13.9 @ 100 mph, I need more practice and traction.


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