called 911

[lxexpress]

The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an
apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it
was too late, the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the
rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what
symptoms the
man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.
The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started
moaning and groaning and thrashing around the bed,
panting and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he
was going."

[babygurl2000]

hilarious...