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    Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was
    constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.


    Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter
    immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."


    Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
    for a couple of weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Wisconsin.


    Their first night there, she undressed as he did.


    There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in
    his birthday suit.



    Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"


    She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
    down here I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that
    night.


    The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black
    panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black
    condom.



    She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"



    He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.' ----Harvey Mackay

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    "life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body,
    but rather, to slide in broadside, thouroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming 'wow, what a ride!!' "

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