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    I was in Las Vegas on a business trip, had checked into a hotel, and was a bit lonely, So I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
    I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, Long graceful legs all the way up to her butt, you know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
    "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.
    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.! I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s-e-x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, Cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
    She says, "That sounds fantastic sir, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    See now that one's better. lol Was that one of your true live experiences?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelfalcon29
    See now that one's better. lol Was that one of your true live experiences?
    no...it was one of yours...your wife sent me your "diary" i'm getting my 50.00 worth... lots of good shit in there i can post...
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    LOL .............
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