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    A man came into the doctors office and asked the
    > doctor to promise he would not laugh at his problem.
    > Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
    > professional. In over twenty years I've never
    > laughed at a patient."
    > Okay then," Steelfalcon said, and proceeded to drop his
    > trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had
    > ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of a
    > peanut.
    > Unable to control himself, the doctor started
    > giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
    > Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
    > feet and regain his composure.
    > I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor, "I really am..... I
    > don't know what came over me.
    > On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise
    > it won't happen again.
    > Now what seems to be the problem?"
    > It's swollen," Steelfalcon replied
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    I don't know what to say....maybe it's my 8" tongue that the women love then. You know you crossed that nameing line.....this is war!!! Prepare for battle. lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelfalcon29
    I don't know what to say....maybe it's my 8" tongue that the women love then. You know you crossed that nameing line.....this is war!!! Prepare for battle. lmao
    drop your purse little girl...LETS DO THIS.........LMFAO
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    It's on like Donkey Kong MF!!!!! lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelfalcon29
    It's on like Donkey Kong MF!!!!! lmao
    EASY.....STIFLER.....LMAO
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    hahaha so what does the prostate massage feel like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelfalcon29
    hahaha so what does the prostate massage feel like?
    REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.........LMAO
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Then why do you keep going back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelfalcon29
    Then why do you keep going back?
    she is really cute.........
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lxexpress
    she is really cute.........
    Has she ever found any of that shit you shoved and lost up there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelfalcon29
    Has she ever found any of that shit you shoved and lost up there?
    what shit???????? hahahahahahaha
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Lx,have you been to my house ? I'm missing a brand new MAC torque wrench. lmao

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    Furry animal carcases, hot wheels etc......

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    lemme check........NOPE.. TWO OF YA NOW???? dont make me get riddick in here....
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Quote from 91gt331 no man. Hot Wheels would just fall out. It would have to be something bigger.lmao

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    DID SOMEONE SAY RIDDICK...WHATS UP LEX....AND SQUEIRL BOYS...FALCON AND 91.....WHATS THAT IN BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS...MY NUTS....I GOT UR BACK LEX....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riddick
    DID SOMEONE SAY RIDDICK...WHATS UP LEX....AND SQUEIRL BOYS...FALCON AND 91.....WHATS THAT IN BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS...MY NUTS....I GOT UR BACK LEX....
    thanx man...i though i was gonna go one on one...takes two of those meatheads to come up with one comment between them.i appreciate the support....IN THE WORDS OF BIG JOHN MCCARTHY"LETS GET IT ON"
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    ROFLMFAO you guys!!! quit, just quit..... my eyes are watering. Nothing like a group of guys with penis envy!!!

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    Look 91 were being surrounded.

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    SURROUNDED??????? are you on glue???? takes more than two people to surround someone...if 91 is your calvary?????? you had better look for some better reinforcements....wwwwwwwwwway better reinforcements LMAO......
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    What are you trying to say about 91???? I have faith in 91 that he can handle himself now your south of the border back up on the other hand just wants everyone to fondle him????? At least I'm using back up that I can turn my back on!!!! LMAO

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    hey. i can turn my back on riddick quicker than you can on 91.......
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    lx turns his back on his reenforcements too. The only difference is he's bent over when he does it.lmao

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    MANAMANAH!!!!! Sorry it's been awhile since I said that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 91gt331
    lx turns his back on his reenforcements too. The only difference is he's bent over when he does it.lmao
    not bad.....you must have needed all day to come up with that....from what i hear your theory is"your not gay if you dont push back"???? you and falcon would know i guess......
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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