THE COWBOY & HIS BOOTS
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>> A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with
>> his feet propped
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>> up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever
>> seen.
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>> The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they
>> say about men with
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>> big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is,
>> little lady. Why don't
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>> you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it
>> to you." The woman
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>> thought she just had to find out for herself, so she
>> spent the night with
>> him.
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>> The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
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>> Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ye, maam-!! Ah'm
>> real flattered. Ain't
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>> nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
>>
>> She said, "Don't be flattered... take the money
>> and buy yourself some
>>
>> boots that fit."
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03-14-2006, 08:52 PM #1i bleed ford blue....
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a cowboys boots (FOR STEELFALCON)
rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!!
,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!
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03-15-2006, 06:47 AM #2I AM THE DARK SIDE!!!
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Hell yeah, I'm the exception to that rule....I'm bigger than my feet.
so 
LX. 
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03-15-2006, 07:33 AM #3i bleed ford blue....
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thats not what i've heard...from several disappointed women.....LMFAO
rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!!
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03-15-2006, 07:43 AM #4I AM THE DARK SIDE!!!
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disappointed cause I had to show them the door and they had to settle for second place....YOU. LMAO
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