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    Cobra94 is offline
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    Default Prayers of the sexes

    FEMALE PRAYER



    Before I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray for a man who's not a creep.

    One who's handsome, smart and strong

    One who loves to listen long.

    One who thinks before he speaks,

    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's gainfully employed,

    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

    I pray that this man will love me to no end,

    And always be my very best friend.

    Amen.



    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,

    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!

    Amen.



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    AMEN!!

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