THE PERFECT HUSBAND

[Cobra94]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench

rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN;"Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It'sonly $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN:"A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN:" I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005

models, I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: $90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for $90,000, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year is

back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will

probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly

a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...He smiles and asks:



" Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[Mustang5.0HO]

LMAO!!!

[steelfalcon29]

ROTFLMAO

[Fastest302]

LMAO thats crazy

[audiobahn81]

rofl