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    lxexpress is offline
    i bleed ford blue.... lxexpress's Avatar
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    Default redneck valentines day poem

    Redneck's Valentine's Day Poem
    that'll touch your heart-

    Roses are red,
    or are they blue?
    Hell I don't know
    but i do like you.

    I love you more
    than my truck's tires.
    Yer more useful than my
    old rusty pliers.

    You cook a good deer
    and fry a good egg,
    just wish you'd shave that
    hair off your legs.

    If you decide not to do it, Pumkin Face,
    It's okay, I'll still feel the same,
    I'll just keep on tellin my buddies,
    yer up fer a part in Planet of the Apes.

    Yer my pride and joys,
    What a lady!
    But hows come we do it
    only when it's my payday?

    When I ran over ya with my truck,
    you didn't even say "ouch."
    And you are so cute,
    when you wipe your boogers under the couch.

    I hope we stay together,
    at least a couple more days-
    cuz i'm really horney
    and I want to get laid.

    Happy VD!!!!!
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Get R Done!! LOL

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    Drive it like u stole it!
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    Thanks to Crimsonblack for the awesome sig!!!

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    1998 Mustang GT Coupe & 2001 Mustang Cobra Convertible

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