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Duck Hunting

A lawyer went duck hunting in rural

South Dakota. He shot and dropped a

bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the

other side of a fence. As the lawyer

climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer

drove up on his tractor and asked him what

he was doing.



The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell

in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and

you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the

best trial attorneys in California and, if you

don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take

everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently,

you don't know how we settle disputes in

South Dakota.

We settle small disagreements like this

with the South Dakota Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What's that?"

The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute

occurs on my land, first I kick you three times

and then you kick me three times and so on

back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the

proposed contest and decided that he

could easily take the old codger. He agreed to

abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the

tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-

toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and

dropped him to his knees. His second kick to

the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing

from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours

when the farmer's third kick to his rear end

sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.



The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and

managed to get to his feet.

Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket,

he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn."

[I love this part.....]



The old farmer smiled and said,

"Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

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