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    >A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to
    >>>get married.
    >>>She put an ad in the local paper that read:
    >>>
    >>> HUSBAND WANTED!
    >>> MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
    >>> MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    >>> MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
    >>> AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
    >>> ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
    >>>
    >>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
    >>>dismay she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
    >>>sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
    >>>
    >>> The old woman said,"You're not really
    >>>asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
    >>>you....you have no legs!"
    >>>
    >>>The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
    >>>you!"
    >>>
    >>>She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
    >>>
    >>>Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
    >>>
    >>>She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
    >>>still good in bed?"
    >>>
    >>>With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
    >>>broad smile and said,
    >>>
    >>>"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
    >>>
    >>>
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    hahahahahhahaa

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    Thanks to Crimsonblack for the awesome sig!!!

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    I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT DOOR BELL AGAIN.
    If The Tires Aren't Talking You Ain't Driving

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    That was a good joke!

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    hahahahahaha
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    Ive heard that one before but its still funny.

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