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    >>>Subject: FW: Hangover Ratings
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> One Star Hangover (*)
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function
    >>>relatively well. However, you are still parched.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason,
    >>> you
    >>>are craving a steak & fries.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Two Star Hangover (**)
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but
    >>> you
    >>>have the mental capacity of a staple gun.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut,
    >>>which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle
    >>>House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your
    >>>bowels.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Three Star Hangover (***)
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
    >>>productive.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of
    >>> the
    >>>flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed
    >>> watching
    >>>Friends reruns.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a
    >>> diet
    >>>Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Four Star Hangover (****)
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or
    >>>else you might puke.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Your boss has already blasted you for being late and has given you
    >>> a
    >>>lecture for reeking of booze.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only
    >>>shaved one side of your face.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding
    >>> the
    >>>bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair
    >>>hurts.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five
    >>>shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who
    >>>enters the bathroom!
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Five Star Hangover (*****)
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually
    >>> annoying
    >>>the employee who sits in the next cube.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You
    >>>still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing
    >>>your
    >>>teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue
    >>> is
    >>>suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the
    >>>stranger
    >>>was passed out in your bed this morning.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of
    >>>alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose
    >>>of
    >>>this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass.
    >>>Death sounds pretty good right about now.
    >>>
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    I settled down with a 12 pack last night. I didnt get to wasted and surprisingly after 5 years with out drinking i feel pretty damn good this morning. I didnt get to drunk though.

    Ryan

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    way to go..................
    rice belongs in a bowl.... not on the street!!!!! ,thanx to crimsonblack...you the man!!!!

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    Thanks to Crimsonblack for the awesome sig!!!

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    Thanks Crimsonblack

    Thanks to Nicoleb3x3 for this one.

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