You might be a ricer......

[4.6]

... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag that you have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

[YELLOW FEVER]

[Black Stallion]

Thats awesome, and I love the picture at the end.

[1nasty96]

[J]

haha, good stuff.

[meneep]

[Redfire-01]

the WWII veterans run for shelter...that nearly sent me to the floor!!! also the Vin Diesel pic...

[White Stang]

Great post

[2006GT500]

I have one to add. You might be a ricer if your name is Jorge Gonzales and you have the heart to destroy a Cobra and make it absolute rice trash.

P.S. Friends don't let friends drive rice.

[wldponi03]

That is a great post and all true, love the great Pic at the End!!!

[YsOffcr]

Nice touch with the Vin Diesel pic at the end.

[StarDriver]

1.You get your ass handed to you by 8000 lbs turbo diesel trucks.

2.You have some race team on the back window of your car but you can't outrun said diesel pickups while they are pulling a trailer and your going uphill.

3. The FAA requires you to put a beacon on the top of your wing so lowflying aircraft won't hit it.

4. You car has more lbs.of vinyl decals on it than you car makes in boost.

[Wrench]

[mustangfreak123]

[blown93feature]

Omg I loved the one with the birds nest ...that's hilarious.

[Hmongstang]

I'm glad..... I'm no longer a ricer.

[Chris Capone]

[Ellyoop]

Old thread but I couldn't resist! My name is Elizabeth ACEVEDO Grim and I'm a recovered Ricer...born again Stang Racer for the 5th time!!! I wanna thank my parents for exposing me to a '66 Stang stig vert(1st Stang) when I was 6 yrs old and too young to drive! Elly...

[95mustang302]

[Nay]

I believe it.