Ole Blue

[Rockinit4u]

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the

semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.





Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won’t

believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they

actually have a program here that will teach Ole Blue how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that

program?" "Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get

him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About

2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father

again.





"So how's Ole Blue doing, son?" his father asks.





"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't

believe this - they've had such good results with this program, that

they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!" "READ!?"

says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that

program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends

the money.





The boy has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out

that the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog.





When he gets home, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just

can't wait to see him talk and read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I

have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Ole Blue

was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning

paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your

daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak

Street?' The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he

talks to your Mother!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy"!

[Black Stallion]

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