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    IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
    I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
    township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign
    on our road. The reason: "Too many deer were being hit by cars" and he
    didn't want them to cross there any more.

    IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
    My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
    person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
    but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee
    asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
    knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
    would I know?"
    He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
    Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
    I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine when she
    asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
    people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
    "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a
    probation officer in Wichita, KS.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
    company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,
    "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We
    all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
    This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
    for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A
    deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
    car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
    department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side
    door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
    handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
    "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To
    which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the
    Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

    They walk among us.. Folks, Scary!! !!!!!!!!


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    Holy shit dan, are you bored at work?? Lmao!


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    The locked keys in car was the best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blown93feature
    Holy shit dan, are you bored at work?? Lmao!
    yeah, um. its been REALY slow at work. WAY to slow!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rwest75


    The locked keys in car was the best!

    Ryan
    yes it was



    GOTSTANG RULES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra94
    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee
    asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
    knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
    would I know?"
    He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
    Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
    car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
    department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side
    door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
    handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
    "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To
    which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the
    Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi![/color][/b]
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    1998 GT- Daily Driver
    2001 GT- Vortech supercharged plus a few bolton's
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    lol

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