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    Talking Don't take your wife with you...

    Don't take your wife with you........

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officers says,
    "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

    The driver says, Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
    perhaps your radar gun need calibrating.

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
    silly dear, you know that this car does not have cruise control."

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
    wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
    once?"

    The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful
    your radar detector went off when it did."

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
    detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
    clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth
    shut?"

    The officer frowns and says, "And I noticed that you're not
    wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

    The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
    took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
    license out of my back pocket."

    The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
    have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when
    you're driving."

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the
    driver turn to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE
    SHUT UP??"

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
    husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

    (You are gonna love this.)
    "Only when he's been drinking."
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    O my god thats crazy!



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    LOL


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    dude you're like the only online friend I have that I actually consider real cuz I've met you, hahaha lol
    and cuz you're a sexy bitch....yeah!

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    A few names for her come to mind... none of which begin with a vowel.
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    1992 Subaru SVX LS-L (Silver/Black)
    History:
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    WOW!!! thats nutz...... if i was the guy.........I'll beat the wife once the officer drive off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hmongstang
    WOW!!! thats nutz...... if i was the guy.........I'll beat the wife once the officer drive off
    Now that's cowardly... I wouldn't beat her... But I'd find a way to humiliate her in public. Women hate that shit worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EddieGT
    Now that's cowardly... I wouldn't beat her... But I'd find a way to humiliate her in public. Women hate that shit worse.
    Asian beat their wife for stupid reason....... ekekek but yeah humiliating her in public, that sounds like fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hmongstang
    Asian beat their wife for stupid reason....... ekekek but yeah humiliating her in public, that sounds like fun

    Asian way ->

    American way ->
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    1992 Subaru SVX LS-L (Silver/Black)
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    Well this being a joke and all.

    But if my wife did the same thing, I would pull her credit cards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ComputerGuy
    Well this being a joke and all.

    But if my wife did the same thing, I would pull her credit cards.
    That would do it for me!

    but I am not that stupid when a cop is around!
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