did you hear ...

[Squid]

Did you hear about the man who bought a woman a couple of drinks in a bar and asked her if she would like to go to his apartment and continue talking?

"Sure" she replied, but it won't lead to anything." When they entered his apartments he reminded him, "Don't waste your time with any fancy moves."

"Hey, what do you think I am?" he said. "I'm not looking for a one night stand. I want you for my wife."

"Great, she said. "What time does she get home?"

[Squid]

Did you hear about the man reading the paper at breakfast?

He commented to his wife, "Here's a story about a young, beautiful actress marying a baseball player who is a total dope! I'll never understand wht the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."

His wife said, "Thank you."

[yellowshaker04]

lmfao

[gunner_501]

[91GT347]

lmao