MORNING SEX
She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.
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06-04-2008, 01:18 PM #1Ninja Penguin Horde
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Morning Sex
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06-04-2008, 07:23 PM #2Gotstang? Newbie!
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06-04-2008, 11:03 PM #3Queen of Team BLING 3
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LMFAO
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06-05-2008, 01:09 AM #4Gotstang? V6 Team
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ROFL COPTER!
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