What not to say to a traffic cop

[Evil_Torquetress]

What not to say to a traffic cop

Damn it, you made me spill my beer!

Honestly sir, I was trying to open my bag of crack when my gun fell and jammed the accelerator down.

Got change for a hundred?

Hey I know you, can I have your autograph?

Darn, I thought that I was heading AWAY from Dunkin doughnuts

Not again

Whatever it was I didn't do it.

Sorry I was speeding, your wife said to hurry on over!

You aren't going to look in the trunk are you?

Uh, could you hold my beer while I get my license?

Jeez officer, you must have really been flyin' to catch me!

Bad Cop, No Donut!

Hi there Barney! How's Mayberry, Opie and Andy?

You call THAT a handgun? Check THIS out..

Make this fast, I've got to get the beer back to the party before it gets warm

[AmericanMetal]

Z, Y, X, U.... where was I?

I have a real stressful job and need to get home before flipping out on those mutha****s.

Was I ahead of the guy in the black Nova when you rolled up?

Can I borrow your video camera for YouTube?

Can that calculate 0-60 times?

You were holding up traffic so I had to go around.

Would you pose with me for a GotStang scavenger hunt?