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thanx for the comments everyone.............

i wish...would have been pretty hard to explain to the wife we were gonna have a house guest for about 15 years

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thanks guys....it is awesome,goes like hell too,its awd,and comfortable...wow,sometimes i almost wanna drive it instead of the stang!

09 FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC ADRENALIN

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CONGRATS TO WENDY FOR HER ARTICLE IN THE FEBRUARY ISSUE OF MUSCLE MUSTANGS & FAST FORDS IN THE "MY MUSCLE MUSTANG" FORUM,WHAT AN AWESOME FOXBODY COUPE!!!!!!!!!:beerchug:

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Listen up City Slickers!



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2. Turn your cap straight, your head isn't crooked.

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The Tomato Company

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his family of a wife and three kids.



He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm
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