Damn Cat

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
on a
night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet

parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they
had put
out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
will
be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her husband
will be
out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I took so
long",
he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from
scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and
threw her
out into the back yard!"


The cabdriver hit a parked car...

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