A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of lottery tickets. But after he won the big prize he didn't seem happy.
"What's wrong?" the friend asked. "You just became a millionaire!"
"I know," he groaned, "But I can't imagine why I bought that second ticket!"
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
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What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about?
