SIGNS YOU'VE GONE TO A BAD CAR MECHANIC
SIGNS YOU'VE GONE TO A BAD CAR MECHANIC
By Dave Tippett
10. Tells you his Uncle Jed and Mr. Drysdal encouraged him to try car fixin’
9. Analyzes car problem by shaking bag of chicken bones at the engine
8. Guys from "60 Minutes" setting up for a shoot in the waiting room
7. Better Business Bureau has branch inside their shop to save time
6. After 10 punches on card, you get a free tour of their cabin cruiser
5. All shop employees have that fuzzy face blotting thingy seen on investigative TV shows
4. Their motto: "Shop the Competition and We'll Break your Face"
3. "Crabby," the lovable service bay puppet, explains your bill
2. Estimates given via Magic 8 ball...answer is always “Signs point to yes...you need a new transmission”
1. Lube, filter, and Oil of Olay
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Copyright 2011 Dave Tippett (djtipp@aol.com). Permission is granted to send this to others, but not for commercial purposes.
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