My girl never does...
Help me please.
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My girl never does...
Help me please.
ive heard starns momie crack a few but non worse then stang gurls! :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by J
hey lol thats my girl
Living with my girl now for two months and been together a year I have yet to hear one...Its a conspiracy
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 02BlackGT
According to my ex, girls dont fart, they fluff! (I never asked after that!)
Your damn right we do... hahaha sorry stalkerbabe lmfao... if she didnt fart she combust lmfao...Quote:
Originally Posted by J
I'd blow you outta the room :rofl:Quote:
ive heard starns momie crack a few but non worse then stang gurls!
I "smell" a challenge!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stang Gurl
You mihgt wanna get that checked out!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stang Gurl
Before you do, can I give you some peoples addresses to go visit for me? It would be greatly appreciated!! :fart: :fart: :fart:Quote:
Originally Posted by BruntzySVT
your sick! haha i like u but ur sick!Quote:
Originally Posted by SDRMustang1
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by SDRMustang1
Why dont you get down there and give it a good close look for me hahahaQuote:
You mihgt wanna get that checked out!
:fart:
girls fart all the time most just keep it on the down usualy then therere are some who dont care
i dont is there something wrong with me!?
oh yes you do! lol... you would spontaneously combust do to built up methane gas if you didnt expell it out your arse hahahaha.... when you are alone.. and J is not around.... you blow ass just like the rest of us... just let it out... you will feel alot better. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by stalkerbabe
But look out, cause if she does, it could be years of built up gas coming out, could be dangerous!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stang Gurl
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by SDRMustang1
U r f'n sick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stang Gurl
your point issss......... :ugh2:Quote:
Originally Posted by BruntzySVT
Hey, i think the true test of a friend is being able to talk about bodily functions, so I see stang gurl as very comfortable with all of us!!
tru dat... and anyway... its just a fart... everybody does it. :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by SDRMustang1
Never thought of that. Been Married 23 years to my love and have never heard her fart.
Not going to ask her though, she'll then say I was here.
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Originally Posted by Stang Gurl
When you do please stay away from fire.. it could be disasterous! :nailbite:
hott
Just dont light a match around your girl (that never farts) when she is straining to pick something up. We might all see shroom cloud.
And girls do fart,, hell some of them smell like they $hit on thier self. :fart: :vomit:
Man, when I first opened the thread and saw those smilies going, it was hilarious cause the one farted, the other fell down, and right after that the barf one went off, it was like perfect timing, LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by 04redmach1
Been with my wife for 15 years and have I think once heard her pass the azz-gas. I have questioned her several times and even she cannot tell me the last time she has blew the stinky cheese.Quote:
Originally Posted by ComputerGuy
But I have heard several women Fart. Its natural but its hella funny to see the look on there faces when they do it.
I just think Stalkerbabe and my wife should never be around a open flame...you never know what could happen.
./M@
you knwo what i cannot remember the last time i did maybe when i was little but i dont htink i have and we were talking about it and i dont think i ever have i even asked my mom! she said i never did as a kid at least around her!
Im gonna tell NASA so they will come raid your house and do studies on you, the only woman on earth who doesnt fart!!Quote:
Originally Posted by stalkerbabe
screw you i hear :ban:
i just saw a ad commercial *sp* about farting
You know you dont want me banned, you laughed at that a little!Quote:
Originally Posted by stalkerbabe
Dont you think its funny that one of the longest topics in this section is about girls farting?
llol
OMG!!!!!!!
This is such a interesting topic for a after holiday thread.
The bowl excurements of the female anatomy is such an interesting topic....Please continue.
I told you the scientists were coming to study, LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Roush2960