gas prices and illegals

Hi All,
Just a note to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Democrats, Republicans, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. My response solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.... I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

LOL!

Nice. Good thinking. But can they hit sixty on the odometer and then hold it at cruise control? lmao

That is good.

LMAO!!

Hahaha I've had 150 pesos in my wallet for over year that Ive been needing to get rid of.

RED NECK JOKES...haha