Top 10 reasons why racing is better than sex!
10- It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9- During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.
8- Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
7- You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6- Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5- You can drive hard, right from the start.
4- You and your car always finish at the same time.
3- You always know where to put your hands.
2- Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.
1- The crowd cheers when you finish first.
