Don't make the solictors mad...
This afternoon I was at home putting together some Christmas decorations when the doorbell rings. So I'm thinking the postman has dropped a package off, since I have "No Soliciting" and "No Trespassing" posted on my door. This is to keep people from ringing my doorbell when I'm trying to sleep during the day. As I come up to the door I hear the person knock on the side window, and I open the door to see this teenager wearing a reflective vest and a rubbermaid box on the porch next to him. Now I know he's selling something, because I've seen them in the neighborhood before, so I just close the door on him not saying anything. About 5 minuntes later I go outside to put my decorations up and see what looks to be bird shit on the hood. Closer examination of the "bird shit" reveals that is is actually spit, and the person dug deep for it. It's also fresh, and now I'm pissed 'cos I know the kid selling stuff did it. Well I jump in the car and track one of them down, get the name of who's in charge and call him. This guy gets the only other kid that's selling and says that doesn't sound like them, etc., etc. The only thing I can do is tell the guy and the two punks if I see them near my house I'll get them for trespassing.
