A Sign Funny

today'sFUNNY===========================

A guy tells his psychiatrist, "I always have this weird dream at night. I'm locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won't budge."

The psychiatrist muses, "Interesting...But tell me what does the sign on the door say?"

The guy replies, "It says 'Pull.'"

today'sTHOT============================

A Frenchman, an Italian and an American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

That was soooo funny I forgot to laugh.