A Bush Funny

today'sFUNNY===========================

George W. Bush saw Moses at the grocery store and said, "Hey, aren't you Moses?"

Moses said nothing just kept on shopping.

A few aisles over W ran into Moses again, and said "Hey, aren't you Moses?"

Again Moses said nothing.

A few aisles over again George saw Moses and said, "I just KNOW you're Moses!"

This time Moses replied, "Hey, the last time I talked to a Bush, I ended up in the wilderness for 40 years!"

today'sTHOT============================

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Whew, rolling on the floor with tears on my face. I could actually be crying because you actually told that joke. I'll let you know when I stop.