A Marine Corps drill instructor had just chewed out a new recruit. At the end of his rant, he said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."
The kid said, "Not me, sir. I promised myself that when I got out of the Marines, I'd never stand in another line."
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Really??? Paper beats rock?! Next time someone says, "I'll throw a rock at you," just try to only hold up a piece of paper!
