Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Lord, can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
today'sTHOT============================
How many mimes have died because no one believed they were choking?
