Happy Birthday Chuck

Today is Chuck Norris’ Birthday

In honor of it, we bring you Chuck Norris FACTS:

* Chuck Norris has never won an academy award for acting … because he’s not acting.

* The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

* When Chuck Norris falls into the water, he doesn’t get wet. The water get’s Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

* It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

* Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out … then round house kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

* Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

lol I love chuck norris jokes

I made one up yesterday. lol

The numer 71 retired. Because Chuck Norris hits it on his next B-day

I like this one.

Chuck Norris is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. :rofl:

..and

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesnt push up. The world is pushed down.

Happy Birthday!!