At breakfast one day, a young wife eagerly waited for her husband to comment on her first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.
After several minutes with no reaction, she asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"
Without looking up from his paper her husband replied, "About 10 years."
today'sTHOT============================
Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river.
