lxexpress
07-26-2007, 09:32 PM
The caretaker of a fishing resort notices the husband of a newly wed couple was spending all of his time fishing and not with his new bride. When he asked the man why are you spending all day out on the lake fishing when you could be making love to this fine young babe?
Well, the groom said, I would but you see she has gonorrhea!
Wow said the caretaker, but there are other things you can do to her.
I know said the groom, but you see she also has diarrhea!
But still there are other things you can do to her, said the caretaker.
Well she also has pyorrhea (gum disease) said the groom!
Damn dude, why the fuck did you marry this bitch?
Well, she also has worms, and I love to fish!
Well, the groom said, I would but you see she has gonorrhea!
Wow said the caretaker, but there are other things you can do to her.
I know said the groom, but you see she also has diarrhea!
But still there are other things you can do to her, said the caretaker.
Well she also has pyorrhea (gum disease) said the groom!
Damn dude, why the fuck did you marry this bitch?
Well, she also has worms, and I love to fish!