lxexpress
06-04-2007, 07:52 PM
> > A TRUE CANADIAN
> >> > > It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and
>a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down,
> noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
>He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting
>there. No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."
> >> > >
>"This is incredible", said the man. "Who
>in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the
> Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?
> >> > >
> The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat
>belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
> passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we
>haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
> >> > >
>"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
>terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or
>even a neighbor to take the seat?
> >> > >
> The man shakes his head, then replies "No,
>they're all at the funeral
> >> > > It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and
>a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down,
> noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
>He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting
>there. No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."
> >> > >
>"This is incredible", said the man. "Who
>in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the
> Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?
> >> > >
> The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat
>belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
> passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we
>haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
> >> > >
>"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
>terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or
>even a neighbor to take the seat?
> >> > >
> The man shakes his head, then replies "No,
>they're all at the funeral