Snake
02-09-2007, 03:21 AM
SENIOR MOMENT AND A LESSON
A very self-important university freshman attending a recent
football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older
generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive
one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to
hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet
planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships
have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen
cars, computers with light-speed processing and...," pausing to
take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we
were young . .. .. . .. so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little
shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...:D :D
A very self-important university freshman attending a recent
football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older
generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive
one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to
hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet
planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships
have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen
cars, computers with light-speed processing and...," pausing to
take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we
were young . .. .. . .. so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little
shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...:D :D