lxexpress
11-20-2006, 07:53 PM
A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on the side of the
road, on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks
over to the wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's
bleeding
to death, so he rushes her to the hospital. Six months she lies in the
hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donated
blood
regularly to keep her alive.
Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married. Life is good for
a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him. He
only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy wife. She comes
down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching into her
pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, "I'm leaving you," she says. "Oh
really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand are for
the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere."
"Fine," she says, and ! throws the keys at him. "And those bulging
suitcases? The clothes you are wearing? Everything I've paid for. They
are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking them anywhere."
"Fine," she says, throws the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes
and throws them at him, too. "And the blood in your body? I sat with
you for six months in the hospital. You know half of the blood is mine.
You're not going anywhere."
She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his face and
said........"I'll pay you back in monthly installments."
road, on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks
over to the wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's
bleeding
to death, so he rushes her to the hospital. Six months she lies in the
hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donated
blood
regularly to keep her alive.
Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married. Life is good for
a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him. He
only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy wife. She comes
down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching into her
pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, "I'm leaving you," she says. "Oh
really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand are for
the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere."
"Fine," she says, and ! throws the keys at him. "And those bulging
suitcases? The clothes you are wearing? Everything I've paid for. They
are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking them anywhere."
"Fine," she says, throws the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes
and throws them at him, too. "And the blood in your body? I sat with
you for six months in the hospital. You know half of the blood is mine.
You're not going anywhere."
She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his face and
said........"I'll pay you back in monthly installments."