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jason2004gt
11-12-2006, 08:11 PM
10- It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.

9- During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.

8- Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.

7- You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.

6- Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.

5- You can drive hard, right from the start.

4- You and your car always finish at the same time.

3- You always know where to put your hands.

2- Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.

1- The crowd cheers when you finish first.

YsOffcr
11-12-2006, 08:13 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

mustangfreak123
11-13-2006, 01:24 AM
:lol:

1nasty96
11-13-2006, 02:21 AM
:hbd:

StarDriver
11-13-2006, 08:28 AM
#8 sounds like something off of a ricer forum.

rickyracer
03-25-2007, 02:39 PM
A old one, but good one.