lxexpress
10-11-2006, 08:07 PM
> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
> between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
>
>
> Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."
>
>
> He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
> sausage.
>
>
> Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
>
>
> Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
>
>
> He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
and
> two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
>
>
> Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
> in? We haven't got any money!!"
>
>
> Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
>
>
> They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through
> my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
>
>
> The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
>
>
> They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
> free.
>
>
> At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of
> this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
>
>
> Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
pub.
> between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
>
>
> Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."
>
>
> He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
> sausage.
>
>
> Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
>
>
> Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
>
>
> He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
and
> two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
>
>
> Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
> in? We haven't got any money!!"
>
>
> Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
>
>
> They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through
> my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
>
>
> The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
>
>
> They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
> free.
>
>
> At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of
> this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
>
>
> Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
pub.