lxexpress
09-25-2006, 01:10 PM
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>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>The Wax Job...
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end
>>> > > >>>of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Mike says,
>>> > > >>>"Pat, what are you so happy for?"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my
>>> > > >>>boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me...
>>> > > >>>tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I
>>> > > >>>have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride
>>> > > >>>in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. I turned off the key
>>> > > >>>and I said 'It's
>>>either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike.
>>> > > >>>She couldn't swim!"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the
>>> > > >>>end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face.
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>Mike says, "What are you happy about today Pat?"
>>> > > >>>"Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin'
>>> > > >>>my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond
>>> > > >>>came up to me...tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here!
>>> > > >>>She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her
>>> > > >>>'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her
>>> > > >>>way out, Mike. Way out much further than the last one.
>>> > > >>>I turned
>>>off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!'
>>> > > >>>She couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't swim!"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees
>>> > > >>>Pat down there cryin' over a beer. Mike says, "Pat, what
>>> > > >>>are you so sad for?"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin'
>>> > > >>>my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable
>>> > > >>>brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Mike.
>>> > > >>>Tits WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a ride in
>>> > > >>>your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my
>>> > > >>>boat.' So I took her way out, Mike, way WAY out...
>>> > > >>>much further than
>>>the last two. I turned off the key, and
>>> > > >>>looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' ;
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker, Mike!
>>> > > >>>She had this great BIG pecker! ... and I can't swim Mike!
>>> > > >>>I can't swim
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>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>The Wax Job...
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end
>>> > > >>>of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Mike says,
>>> > > >>>"Pat, what are you so happy for?"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my
>>> > > >>>boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me...
>>> > > >>>tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I
>>> > > >>>have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride
>>> > > >>>in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. I turned off the key
>>> > > >>>and I said 'It's
>>>either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike.
>>> > > >>>She couldn't swim!"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the
>>> > > >>>end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face.
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>Mike says, "What are you happy about today Pat?"
>>> > > >>>"Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin'
>>> > > >>>my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond
>>> > > >>>came up to me...tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here!
>>> > > >>>She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her
>>> > > >>>'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her
>>> > > >>>way out, Mike. Way out much further than the last one.
>>> > > >>>I turned
>>>off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!'
>>> > > >>>She couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't swim!"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees
>>> > > >>>Pat down there cryin' over a beer. Mike says, "Pat, what
>>> > > >>>are you so sad for?"
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin'
>>> > > >>>my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable
>>> > > >>>brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Mike.
>>> > > >>>Tits WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a ride in
>>> > > >>>your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my
>>> > > >>>boat.' So I took her way out, Mike, way WAY out...
>>> > > >>>much further than
>>>the last two. I turned off the key, and
>>> > > >>>looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' ;
>>> > > >>>
>>> > > >>>She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker, Mike!
>>> > > >>>She had this great BIG pecker! ... and I can't swim Mike!
>>> > > >>>I can't swim